I almost can't believe it, I managed to wake the vehicle up from its slumber today! My hardware seems to be a bit different from yours, @gb993. Cycling the ignition didn't help, and I also didn't get a sound from the buzzer. What did help was the procedure from this video:
- Keep drivers side door open
- Keep brake and gas pedal depressed fully, hold gear selector on D.
- Cycle ignition on and of (I had to wait a few seconds after enabling the ignition)
- Keep pedals and gear selector held
I had to repeat the procedure twice. I think I didn't wait long enough while cycling the ignition on and off the first time.
It drove fine, though the brakes sound horrible. Too much acceleration once I lift my foot from the brake for my taste.
Many other weird noises, I'm going to assume they are normal for now. The parking lock error has gone as well.
I don't know whether the charger works yet. The cooling system seems to be active, but the values from the CAN bus are inconclusive. If it's charging, it's charging very slowly.
One bad thing: the cell voltages have begun to drift again in the same pattern as before. I'm almost certain there's a software bug in the BMS. I hope that I can do a good top balance by keeping the car on a charger for ages, but for that to work I have to have a working OBC, since it will have to limit the charging current to what the balancing resistors can dissipate.
The next step for me is getting the car roadworthy, though and I am sure that I don't need a working charger for that.
@muehlpower, I wasn't able to lift the car today, but once I do, will the outer dimensions of the battery and maybe some rough distances between the screw holes be sufficient? I'm hoping that I won't have to drop the battery again in the foreseeable future...