
My excuse is my gloved hands were covered in diesel at the time.
I decided to empty the full fuel tank today as my other car (2008 Skoda Octavia Scout) will need refuelling soon. I decided to access the fuel by removing the pump sender unit in the tank. There are plenty of videos on YouTube showing the pump removal process, like this one:
Make sure you have a container to hand. On lifting the pump, raise it slowly and tip it a little. Fuel will start to drain from it, and continue draining for a while. When most of the fuel has drained back into the tank hoik it out quickly into a container and put to one side to continue draining.
To empty the tank I sacrificed a Whale Pump I had in stock. I've no idea what the diesel will do to it or if it could ever be used in water again.
This is a Whale Pump for those who don't know.
I put it in the fuel tank with a hose pipe attached and a 12V battery charger to power it. I filled two and a half 20 litre Jerry cans. At 10 litres per minute flow rate it didn't take long so be quick to switch the pump off. I just held the wire to the crocodile clip and let go when the can was full. No cheesy music was used in this process.

So 40 litres of diesel fuel in the other car and 10 litres or so spare in case I need a bit more diesel back in the tank to move the car around on the drive. I don't want to have to mess about with bleeding the fuel system just to move the car a dozen metres so that will go back in now. I can always drain it back out later given how easy it is.